Another life lesson learned the hard way!

So today I learned that it is probably not a great idea to parade around your house buck naked in the middle of the day! The reason is that you might have to hurl yourself backwards off of the steps going to your room and land in the hallway and then have to cower in one of your childrens rooms looking through the blinds waiting for someone,who may have just gotten to know you a lot better, to leave. When will I learn that exhibitionism never pays!