The French Connection

Carter came in to snuggle yesterday morning. Kent was in the shower so I had him all to myself. He was visiting so cute when all of a sudden he just pops off with...."I am never going to french kiss, Mom." I told him he never had to if he didn't want to and that is when he told me that he would only french kiss if he moved to "French" and that he would only do it if his wife "demanded it". I asked him how he even knew what french kissing was and he even did a most hilarous reenactment in the air for me! After he was done he just sighed and said "See, it's just creepy! I'll never do that!" It was a scream!